Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
So much rum. So many feels.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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