so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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