...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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