drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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