Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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