ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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