exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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