I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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