I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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