You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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