That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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