There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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