Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
should my penis look like a turkey
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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