Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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