Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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