1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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