"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
