i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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