How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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