I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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