Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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