Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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