she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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