She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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