ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
