You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He kissed a someone with a penis
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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