Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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