And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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