you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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