Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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