I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
