Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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