they need to just BURY HIM!
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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