Can Purell be used as lube?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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