All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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