If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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