I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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