dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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