Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
did i just pee glitter
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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