Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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