pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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