have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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