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(716): View more from New York

I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.

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(847): View more from Illinois

You did not just nickname me "Nipples".

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(612): View more from Minnesota

if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again

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(731): View more from Tennessee

the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.

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(415): View more from California

i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?

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(815): View more from Illinois

YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.

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