Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(563): View more from Iowa

I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death

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(772): View more from Florida

remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns

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(512): View more from Texas

He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game

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(208): View more from Idaho

Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock

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(940): View more from Texas

I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.

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(407): View more from Florida

No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.

(804): View more from Virginia

I just pictured that. It's reading a book.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...

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