Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I am naked and annoyed.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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