whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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