well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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