Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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