so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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