If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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