my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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